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《Friends》剧本（第九季）
901 The One Where No One Proposes
[Scene: Rachel's Room, Joey moves Ross's coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the b nst a janitor's closet door.]
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
(Ross turns to look at Joey.)
Joey: It can't be me, I'm standing right here.
Mr. Geller: Wanna peek?
Ross: No!
Mr. Geller: Come on!
Ross: Y'know what? I don't like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Joey: (To Ross) We're not peeking? (Follows him.)
Mr. Geller: Well I'm peeking. (He peeks.) Oh my God!
Chandler: Hello sir, you know Monica.
[Scene: Rachel's Room, she is taking the ring out of Ross's jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]
Joey: Hey uh, is it okay to come in?
Rachel: Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I - it's beautiful! I love it!
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, there's something I gotta tell ya.
(There's a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Rachel: Hey!
Nurse: Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won't take my breast?
Nurse: It's all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but don't worry. It'll happen.
Joey: (watching) Yowsa! (Looks away.)
Rachel: Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
Joey: Dear Lord.
Rachel: I'm sorry honey, what were you saying?
Joey: Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that -
Rachel: Oh look, she's pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesn't she look scared?
Joey: Y'know, I don't really know her.
Nurse: Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: It's just so frustrating! Why doesn't she want my breast?!
Joey: I don't know! Maybe she's crazy! (Storms out.)
[Scene: The Lobby, Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him.]
Phoebe: Oh hey! Wait up!
Ross: Hi!
Phoebe: Congratulations! I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey ‘cause I didn't know if he knew yet.
Ross: What, that we had a baby? Come on let's give him a little credit, although he did eat a piece of plastic fruit ea didn't propose to you, and Chandler didn't propose to you.
Rachel: Uh - You didn't propose to me, Chandler didn't propose to me, but Joey did.
(Joey enters.)
Ross: Joey proposed to you?
Joey: I can come back.
Ross: Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?
Joey: No.
Rachel: Yes you did!
Joey: Actually, technically, I didn't.
Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring?
Ross: Wait! Whoa-whoa, you - you gave her the ring?
Joey: No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Joey: No, I didn't!
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Joey: No, I didn't!
Rachel: Y
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