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Alex the Lion:Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are. Julian:from the ground underneath Alex Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course! Melman the Giraffe:Hey, the bozos have the people. Alex the Lion:Oh, well, great. Good. Phew! Julian:Theyre up there. points up at skeleton dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness Julian:Dont you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though. 2. Gloria the Hippo:Go talk to him. Alex the Lion:But I gave him a snow globe! I cant beat that! 3. Melman the Giraffe:Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer Marty the Zebra:Ah, this is great! Thanks! he puts it in his mouth and poses Melman the Giraffe:I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer? Marty the Zebra:Marty spits it out and retches 4. Melman the Giraffe:Hey, Alex. Psst, Alex. Alex. Alex the Lion:What is it, Melman? Melman the Giraffe:OK, you know how I have to get up every two hours because of my bladder infection and go for a wee? Well, this time I was walking past Martys pen, and usually I dont look in it, but this time I was walkin past, and I? Alex the Lion:What, Melman? What is it? Melman the Giraffe:Its Marty. Hes gone! Melman the Giraffe:looks at hole in ground the penguins have dug How long has he been working on this? shouts gently down hole Melman the Giraffe:Marty. Marty! 5. Julian:Does anybody else have the heebee-jeebees? 6. Julian:All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep. 10-second pause Julian:shouts How long is this going to take? 7. Melman the Giraffe:Ive divided my will into three equal parts. wave washes against the shore, destroying 1/3 of the will Melman the Giraffe:Oh, sorry Alex. 8. Maurice just told Marty that he was steak Marty the Zebra:Oh, cmon! Do I look like a steak to you? Alex the Lion:Yeah! Marty the Zebra:See I told you I dont look like no. what? 9. Julian:Mort grabs Julians foot What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didnt I tell him about the feet! Maurice:He did tell you about the feet. Mort the Mouse Lemur:cutely He he! 10. Alex the Lion:Im gonna kill you, Marty! Marty the Zebra:Take it easy! Take it easy! Alex the Lion:And strangle you! Marty the Zebra:Calm down! Alex the Lion:Then Im gonna bury you, then dig you up and clone you, and kill all your clones! Marty the Zebra:20-second time-out! Alex the Lion:And then Im never talking to you again! 11. Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:angrily Marty! Marty the Zebra:afraid Alex? Alex the Lion:real-time Marty! Marty the Zebra:Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea! 12. Julian:Whod like a cookie? 13. Julian:Can you not see you have insulted the freak? 14. Skipper the Penguin:Weve been ratted out, boys. 15. Marty the Zebra:doing armpit farts Yeah! You dont see that on Animal Planet. 16. Marty the Zebra:Youre biting my butt! Alex the Lion:with Martys butt in his mouth No, Im not. 17. Alex the Lion:to Marty You know your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! 18. Julian:to Mort Oh, shut up, youre so annoying! 19. Maurice:What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? Im tellin you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies! Julian:Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up. 20. Alex the Lion:Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I cant top that! Cant top it! 21. Alex the Lion:Shut up Spalding! 22. Maurice:Where are you giants from? Alex the Lion:Were from New York. Julian:All hail the New York Giants! 23. Gloria the Hippo:Dont make me come up there, Ill get the whuppin on both of yall. 24. Gloria the Hippo:Come on, we are New Yorkers, right? Marty the Zebra:Yeah. Gloria the Hippo:Were tough! Were gritty! Marty the Zebra:Yeah! Gloria the Hippo:Were adaptable! Melman the Giraffe:Yeah! Gloria the Hippo:And we are not gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans! Melman the Giraffe:No, were not! 25. Alex the Lion:exhausted from running and calling all night Marty, Melman, Gloria. Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria, Marty, Melman, Morty, Morty, Gelman, Regis, Kelly. Matt, Katie, Al. 26. Maurice:flatly Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody. 27. Marty the Zebra:This place is crackalacking. Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here. 28. Gloria the Hippo:What kind of zoo is this? Melman the Giraffe:I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations. Marty the Zebra:Im loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain. Melman the Giraffe:Twenty-seven. 29. Melman the Giraffe:Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look! Takes urinal cake out of mouth Melman the Giraffe:Free mints! 30. Julian:We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa. Gloria the Hippo:The who-sa? Julian:The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off. 31. Marty the Zebra:about King Julian Hes got style. Alex the Lion:What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs? Melman the Giraffe:I think its a squirrel. Julian:Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow. Alex the Lion:Definitely a squirrel. Melman the Giraffe:Yep, a squirrel. 32. Gloria the Hippo:Its not people, its animals. Melman the Giraffe:California animals. Dude. Marty the Zebra:This is like a Puffy party. 33. Melman the Giraffe:San Diego. Gloria the Hippo:San Diego? Melman the Giraffe:White, sandy beaches; cleverly simulated natural environment; wide-open enclosures. Im telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo. Complete with fake rocks. Taps on a rock Melman the Giraffe:Wow, that looks real. 34. Skipper the Penguin:Status. Private the Penguin:Walking on computer keyboard Its no good, Skipper. I dont know the codes. Skipper the Penguin:Slapping Private Dont give me excuses, give me results! 35. Alex the Lion:Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! Its another fabulous day in the Big Apple. Lets go. Melman the Giraffe:Not for me. Im calling in sick. Alex the Lion:What? Melman the Giraffe:I found a bro. another brown spot on my shoulder, right here. See? Right th. right there. You see? Alex the Lion:Melman, you know its all in your head. Hm? 36. Marty the Zebra:Did you ever think that there might be more to live than steak, Alex? Alex the Lion:to his steak He didnt mean that, baby. No, no, no. 37. Skipper the Penguin:Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Marty nods head Skipper the Penguin:Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City? Marty shakes head Skipper the Penguin:Of course not. We dont belong here. Its just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. Were going to the wide-open spaces of Antartica. To the wild. 38. Julian:He begins waving to the zoo animals on the boat Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me Maurice begins waving Julians arm Julian:Faster! 39. Skipper the Penguin:Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report. Kowalski the Penguin:In a hole Were only 500 feet from the main sewer line. Skipper the Penguin:And the bad news? Kowalski the Penguin:laying a broken plastic spoon at Skippers feet Weve broken our last shovel. Skipper the Penguin:Right. Rico, youre on litter patrol. We need shovels, and find more Popsicle sticks. We dont want to risk another cave-in. Private the Penguin:And me, Skipper? Skipper the Penguin:I want you to act cute and cuddly, Private. Today were gonna blow this dump. 40. Skipper the Penguin:Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly. 41. repeated line Alex the Lion:Whos the cat? 42. Julian:What is a bite on the butt amongst friends? shakes his tail at Maurice Julian:Here, give me a nibble. 43. Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:angrily Marty! Marty the Zebra:afraid Alex? Alex the Lion:real-time Marty! Marty the Zebra:Ah! Alex! 44. Mort the Mouse Lemur:Im steak! Me me me me me me me me! 45. Alex the Lion:Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf type wild? Julian:Who wipes? Gloria the Hippo:Oy vey. Julian:Oy vey! Maurice:Oy vey, everybody! 46. Julian:Shh! Were hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Whos making that noise? Oh, its me again. 47. Julian:singing I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to. *move it*! 48. Gloria the Hippo:Where are the people? Skipper the Penguin:We killed them and ate their livers. pause Skipper the Penguin:Gotcha there, didnt I? 49. holding up book titled, To Serve Lemurs Random Lemur:Its a cookbook! 50. Kowalski the Penguin:the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow Well, this sucks! 51. Julian:Theyre just a bunch of pansies. Maurice:I dont know. Theres still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious. Julian:Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Lets go and meet the pansies! 52. Mason the Chimpanzee:Mason and Phil are surrounded by police If you have any poo, fling it now. 53. Mason the Chimpanzee:Mason and Phil have just escaped I hear Tom Wolfes speaking at Lincoln Center. Mason the Chimpanzee:Phil signs frantically Well, of course were going to throw poo at him! 54. Skipper the Penguin:You, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch? Marty the Zebra:I sprechen. Skipper the Penguin:What continent is this? Marty the Zebra:Manhattan. Skipper the Penguin:Hoover Dam! Were still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive! 55. Melman the Giraffe:shouts Ahhhhh! Nature! Its all over me! Get it off! 56. Skipper the Penguin:You didnt see anything! 57. Marty the Zebra:You the cat. Alex the Lion:Whos the cat? Marty the Zebra:You the cat. Alex the Lion:Whos the cat? Marty the Zebra:You the cat. Alex the Lion:Whos the cat? Marty the Zebra:You the cat. Alex the Lion:Whos the cat? Marty the Zebra:You the cat. Alex the Lion:Whos the cat? 58. Julian:Welcome to Madagascar. Marty the Zebra:Mada-who-ah? Julian:No. Not who-ah. As-car. 59. Melman the Giraffe:Its getting late. I guess Im gonna. starts snoring 60. Alex the Lion:shouts You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe:Can we go to the fun side now? 61. Alex the Lion:Giraffe! Corner pocket! 62. Alex the Lion:You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand! 63. Gloria the Hippo:Melman! Are you okay? Melman the Giraffe:Yeah. I often doze off while Im getting an MRI. Alex the Lion:Melman, youre not getting an MRI. Melman the Giraffe:CAT scan? Alex the Lion:No! No CAT scan! Its a transfer! Its a zoo transfer! Melman the Giraffe:Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no. I cant be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at five. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care! And I am not going HMO! Marty the Zebra:Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be o-kizzay. Alex the Lion:No, were not gonna be o-kizzay! Because of you, were ruined! 64. Marty the Zebra:whispering Its the man! 65. Alex the Lion:Lady! What is wrong with you? Get a grip on yourself! 66. Alex the Lion:talking in his sleep Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy. 67. singing Alex the Lion:Happy. Gloria the Hippo:Birth. Melman the Giraffe:Day. Alex the Lion:To. Gloria the Hippo:You. Alex the Lion:You. Melman the Giraffe:Live. Gloria the Hippo:In. Alex the Lion:A zoo. Gloria the Hippo:You. Melman the Giraffe:Look. Alex the Lion:Like a monkey. Melman the Giraffe:And. Alex the Lion:You smell. Gloria the Hippo:Like. all together Alex the Lion, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo:One too! 68. Marty the Zebra:Alex, do not interrupt me when Im daydreaming. If a zebras in the zone, leave him alone. 69. Alex the Lion:I feel like a mile-high, pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky! 70. Random Lemur:I like them! Mort the Mouse Lemur:I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them! Julian:Oh shut up, youre so annoying! 71. Julian:Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not see that you have insulted the freak? 72. Julian:After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, Im going to give you this lovely parting gift. presents Alex with his crown Alex the Lion:No, I couldnt. Really, I cant take your crown. Julian:Oh, thats OK. Ive got a bigger crown. Its got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go! 73. Melman the Giraffe:They are kind of cute from a reasonable distance. 74. Mort the Mouse Lemur:They are savages! Tonight we die. Julian:The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didnt I tell him about the feet? Maurice:He did tell you about the feet. Mort the Mouse Lemur:cutely E-he. 75. Mort the Mouse Lemur:King Julian! What are they? shouts Mort the Mouse Lemur:What are they? Julian:They are. aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future! Maurice:Theyve come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals! Mort the Mouse Lemur:begins weeping Julian:Get up Mort! Do not be near the Kings feet, okay! 76. Skipper the Penguin:Well, boys, our monochromatic friends in danger. Looks like we have a job to do. directing Private