直译英语闹笑话.doc

A:I haven’t see you for a long time . how are you recently?
B: OH ,I'm having a terrible hair day
A:what’s wrong with you?could you tell me what happened?
B:I have a quarrel with my girl friend and she’s going to separate with me !
A:what a shame!
B:I don’t think she have acted disgracefully!
A:no! I mean that it’s a pity.
B:I see now.
A:So why you two had a quarrel?you both love each other deeply, like glue and varnish
B:yesterday is her birthday and I sent her a pretty dress as the present. Besides ,I put a note into the box said that:I would like you send me you photos and let me see how beautiful you are when you are in your birthday suit.
A:(burst into laughter)
B :Are you takeing pleasure in my misfortune? Last night,She rang me up and said that :you big jerk !I would never see you again! And I‘ll sent the dress back! I was offended by her unreasonable quarrel and hang up the phone!
A: Now I am getting somewhere.I must tell yout that you have said something wrong, in your birthday suit.do not mean that you want her dress the birthday dress but you want her have nothing on!
B:NO! my lady gaga!It's my fault
A:YE ,maybe you should apologized to her.
B en ,I should act like a gentleman
A you can say that again!
B,I should act like a gentleman
A you can say that again!
B,I look like a goofball to you?
A no , you can say that again! mean Your words are very good!
B真的吗？（日语）