三顾茅庐纠错版.doc

three visits to the cottage by friendsthree visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the four great classical chinese novelsthe three kindoms. zhugeliang is one of the main characters in the original. also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in chinese history. another main actorsliubei, who visited zhugeliangs thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. finally, zhugeliang was moved by liubei sincerity, helped the three brothersliubei, guanyu and zhangfei to establish the shu kindom. he devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness. our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group friends. in this play, we add many modern and funny elements. for example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like infernal affairs(中文名无间道), my own swordsman（中文名武林外传）,the flirting scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香） were combined in our play. also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide. maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. but this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. so we present our script to you and wish you will like it.three visits to the cottageaside: after their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three personsliubei, guanyu and zhangfei-had to be janitors in caocaos corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character zhugeliang who had been forced to attend cet-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.scene 1: liubeis homeactors: liubei guanyu zhangfeiguanyu: brother! we three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? its so terrible! liubei: yu, its impossible that i dont feel painful, isnt it? but as the proverb says it is hard to sit in rome and strive against the pope. now we come down to caocaos corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. its very hard to get work now. no diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?zhangfei: oh, brother! zhugeliangs wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husbands cet-6 fees last month, it seems that its time for us to be debt collectors now.guanyu: yeah, brother! or well be as poor as church mouse.liubei: alas! how did i forget this? lets go! go go! hurry up! follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!aside: and then the three brothers climb the mountain to find zhugeliang.scene 2: zhugeliangs houseactors: zhugeliang wifezhugeliang: good morning! i am the genius zhugeliang. but i feel so morose recently. because my wife forced me to pass the cet-6. whats cet-6? do you know? you?(ask the audience) ive never heart about that. and she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. its ridiculous. my major is military advice, not english. why should i read this?wife: darling!zhugeliang：my wife is coming，she is so long-winded that i can never bear her.wife：my dear, how about your study?zhugeliang：these books make me want to doze. Im dizzy.wife：darling! now, competition is so serious. if you cant pass cet6 to get your masters degree, it is difficult to find a job. i have stayed here for half of a lifetime. but never visit a bigger place like yangling.zhugeliang：dont worry, these books are too easy for your husband and dont need to learn.wife：are you sure? let me have a test to you. listen，read and see!zhugeliang：a piece of cake! wife：listen, can you spell apple? desk?zhugeliang: sorry i cant.wife：you cant? oh, how unfortunate i am! (crying) im wrong, im really wrong, im wrong from the beginning. i shouldnt marry here. if i didnt marry here, ill never in this heartrending place now,zhugeliang：dont cry, dont cry, stop! i m going to study hard at once.wife (laugh): thats the spirit! do you know? we are in the red for your cet6. i even borrowed money from the gate keeper. what can i do when they dun for debts.zhugeliang: are you pointing to that gatekeeper liubei?wife: oh! yes! come on quickly! boy!keeper: what is the matter? madam?wife: listen carefully! my husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in england. .keeper: yes! madam!aside: while it is going on, liubei guanyu zhangfei have came to the gate of zhugeliangs house. scene3 outside zhugeliangs houseactors: liubei guanyu zhangfei keeperzhangfei: let me strike the door! open! open!keeper: (check from the peep hole) are these men asking for the debt? (open the door)liubei: this is liubei! we are calling on zhugeliang and his wife.keeper: zhu said he is not in.liubei: en?keeper: oh! no!.i mean i mean my boss is studying english in england for the exam of cet-6,and he may not be come back this month.liubei: ok! we are waiting for him here!guanyu: nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, lets go home!aside: the three men went away with a bitter disappointment 。after a month, the deeply autumn came! they came here at the second time. unfortunately, they didnt see zhugeliang again. two month passed, the cold winter is coming! A heavy snow was falling-a fine picking, whipping snow, borne forward by a swift wind in long, thin lines. it is heavy snow and very cold outsides. zhugeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.scene4 outside zhugeliangs houseactors: liubei guanyu zhangfei keeperzhangfei: please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. it really should not trouble you to come here time and time again. liubei: these days, the borrower is the god! lets go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(knock the door)keeper：my boss is at home today, but he is reading books about cet-6. please wait for a moment! zhangfei：xiao zhu! come out! brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. get out, or i will burn your house down!guanyu: sunflower press! ai. younger brother litter brother, elder brother big brother has said several times, we are intellectuals, understand? dont be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. if you will kill him, where is our money?liubei: the submortagage crisis is so serious, dont you know that simple reason? if you know, please bat your eyes!zhangfei (bat eyes)guanyu: sunflower press!zhangfei: where did you get this kongfu?guanyu: hehe! i get it from a tv program called “my own swordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in china!zhangfei why not say it earlier? we three brother could run a company of chinese kongfu if we had know that before!guanyu: oh! that is a good idea!keeper: dont interrupt! boss is reading!liubei: keep quite!aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.scene 5: zhugeliangs homeactors: zhugeliang wife liubei zhangfei guanyuzhugeliang: thank goodness, heres liubei at last. ha ha ha .wife: wof! darling! he may come here to ask me to repay his money. we cant let him in.zhugeliang: my darling, please dont worry. i can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.liubei: mr. zhugeliang. i have hunted you for a long time!zhu: oh! you are liubei. what can i do for you ? liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? i have starved for several days.zhugeliang: i owe you $500? who can testify? please give me a chance, i want to be an honest man.liubei: how can i give you a chance? speak it to the judge.zhu: please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .we can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack caocao. at last i believe that we can reign the whole country.liubei: im so surprised! i dont know you are so ideal.zhugeliang: if i give you a map, could i not repay your money?liubei: en.you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?zhugeliang: but i cant help you, i have been accustomed to accustom the life at present.liubei: if you dont help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please dont refuse.zhugeliang: ensorry, i cant. because my wife have been forcing forces me to pass the cet-6 recently. if you can help me to resolve the problem, i will help you.liu: en.zhangfei: (pull) brother, come here. everything is fake now such as theSanlu milk. why cant we find somebody to help us do the test or buy a key ? guanyu: yes! we can overdraft our salary from caocao to buy the key at first.scene 6: zhugeliangs homeactors: wife keeperaside: because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, liubei guanyu zhangfei have been starving for one month.keeper：（happy）sir , you are really a god . cet6 has got 600 scores. it is the very thing which be really to startle the universe and move the gods.wife：what happened? 600 scores? oh! live up to do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. after your master graduates, happy life will approach主语是否可以为物？. cars, house, money!scene 7: outside zhugeliangs houseaside: after receiving the master degree, zhugeliang will go to work with liubei to establish a new kingdom.so the couples have to part company with each other apart.副词怎么可以做谓语？actors: zhugeliang wife liubei guanyu zhangfeiwife：honey! zhugeliang：darling!wife：excellent man have a long-range ambition. you should put cause above everything else and be , are sure not to miss me.过于口语化了吧zhugeliang：i will have a long journey .please take care of yourself.(turn around) dont worried, never miss you!(run)zhugeliang：(to liubei)your majesty, i will never forget your favour. i should be loyal and devoted to the last. exert all ones strengthliubei guanyu zhangfei: let go!aside: the three men go down to the hill. that is the end of the whole story. thank you for your attention. 5