生活大爆炸剧本5-6人.doc

Big bang Part 1-Penny：Hi, guys.Looks like youve been to the renaissance fair. Im hoping.You guys, this is my friend Eric.伙计们。好像你们刚才去文艺复兴集会了我希望是。伙计们，这是我的朋友Eric。-Leonard：So, yeah, good to see you.很高兴见到你。-Penny：Its good to see you, too.We should probably go.Bye, guys.我也是。我们应该走了。大家再见。-Man：I like your hat.我很喜欢你的帽子。-Howard：Thanks, my mom made it.Penny with a new guy, tri-awkward.谢谢，是我妈做的。Penny有了新男友，非常尴尬。-Leonard：It wasnt awkward. It wasnt fun. Besides, whats the big deal? We dated, we stopped dating, and now were both moving on.没什么尴尬的，不过也不算好玩。再说了，有什么关系？我们约会过而现在已经不约会了，我们都有了新发展。-Raj：By moving on, Do you mean shes going out with other men and you spent the afternoon making 15th-century soap with Wolowitz?你说的发展的意思是不是指当她和另外一个男人约会的时候，你却整个下午都在和Wolowitz做十五世纪的肥皂。-Leonard：Can we please just go in? My chain mails stuck in my underwear.我们快点进去好吗？我的锁子甲被夹在内裤里了。Part 2-Leonard：You know what, Im happy that Pennys moving on.你们知道吗，我很高兴Penny有了新发展。It gives me the freedom to move on myself.这样我就可以自由前进了。-Howard：Are you saying that youve been holding back?你的意思是你一直以来都在踌躇？-Leonard：Of course. Out of respect.当然，出于对她的尊敬。-Howard：So, how do you explain the ten years before Penny?那么在Penny之前的十年你怎么解释？-Raj：Who were you respecting then?那时候你在尊敬谁？-Leonard：Well, Ive dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim. Leslie Winkle.我和很多女人约会过啊。有Joyce Kim. Leslie Winkle.-Sheldon：Notify the editors of the Oxford English dictionary.通知一下牛津词典的编者。The word plenty has been redefined to mean two.“许多”这个词被重新定义为二个。-Leonard：What about that girl last year at ic-con?去年那个在动漫展里的那个女孩呢？-Raj：Doesnt count.不算。-Leonard：Why not?为什么？-Raj：What happens in costume at ic-con stays at ic-con.在动漫展服装扮演里发生的事情只是动漫展的事情。-Howard：Youre only saying that because of what happened to you.你这样说只是因为你的那件事。-Leonard：What happened to you?什么事？-Raj：Nothing happened to me.没什么。-Howard：It wasnt your fault, Raj. He was dressed as a green Orion slave girl.这不是你的错 Raj。他只是打扮成了绿色的猎户座女奴。-Raj：How did we get on me?!We were mocking Leonard for not moving on.Dude, you have totally not moved on.怎么开始说我了？我们不是在嘲笑Leonard吗。老兄你完全是在原地踏步啊。-Leonard：Yes, I havePart 3Sheldon：WodezingshiSheldon.我的字是Sheldon。-Howard：No,itsWodemingzishiSheldon.不，应该是我的名字是Sheldon。-Sheldon：WodemingzishiSheldon.我的名字是Sheldon。-Howard：Whatsthis?这是什么?-Sheldon：Thatswhatyoudid.那不是跟你学的吗?Iassumedasinanumberoflanguages,thatthegesturewaspartofthephrase.我以为在许多种语言当中手势也是表达的一部分。-Howard：Well,itsnot.好吧，这里不是。-Sheldon：HowamIsupposedtoknowthat?我怎么会知道那个?Astheteacher,itsyourobligationtoseparateyourpersonalidiosyncrasiesfromthesubjectmatter.作为一个老师，将所教内容与你的特异习惯分开是你的责任。-Howard：Youknow,ImreallygladyoudecidedtolearnMandarin.知道吗，你决定学普通话我真的非常高兴。-Sheldon：Why?为什么?-Howard：Onceyourefluent, youllhaveabillionmorepeopletoannoyinsteadme.等你说流利了，你可以去骚扰十多亿人，我就解放了。-Leonard：Hey.嘿。-Sheldon：Meiduluizi.梅毒驴子。-Howard：YoujustcalledLeonardasyphiliticdonkey.你刚刚把Leonard叫成了一头患了性病的驴子。-Sheldon：Myapologies,Leonard.Imonlyasgoodasmyteacher.很抱歉Leonard，我无法超越我的老师的水平。-Leonard：WhyareyoulearningChinese?你为什么要学中文?-Sheldon:IbelievetheSzechuanPalacehasbeenpassingofforangechickenastangerinechicken, andIintendtoconfrontthem.我认为老四川餐馆一直在用橙皮鸡柳冒充陈皮鸡柳,我打算去和他们对质。-Leonard: IfIwereyou,Idbemoreconcernedaboutwhattheyrepassingoffaschicken.如果我是你，我会更关心他们用什么东西冒充了鸡柳。-Penny：Ineedtouseyourwindow.借你们的窗子用一下。-Leonard：Oh,hey.Yeah,No,sure.Goahead.哦，嘿，耶，不，当然，请便。-Penny：Hey,jerkface,youforgotyouriPod!嘿，变态，你忘了你的iPod!-Leonard：Whatsgoingon?出什么事了?-Penny:Oh,Illtellyouwhatsgoingon.Thatstupidself-centeredbastardwroteaboutoursexlifeinhisblog! Dropdead,youstupidself-centeredbastard!Thankyou.噢，让我告诉你出了什么事。那个自以为是的蠢货把我们床事写到他的博客上!砸死你，你这个自以为是的混蛋蠢货!谢谢。-Sheldon：Okay,wherewerewe?好，我们讲到哪了?-Howard：Notnow.Ihaveablogtofind.现在不行，我要找一个博客。Part 4Sheldon:Howard,ImgoingtoneedanotherMandarinlesson.Iobviouslydidntmakemypointwiththosepeople.Howard我需要再上一堂中文课。很明显我没能向那群人清楚地表达我的意思。-Howard：ForGodssake,Sheldon,ifyoudontlikethetangerinechicken,看在上帝的份上，dontorderthetangerinechicken.Sheldon，如果你不喜欢陈皮鸡柳，那就别点陈皮鸡柳。-Sheldon：Iliketangerinechicken,Imjustnotgettingtangerinechicken我喜欢陈皮鸡柳，我只是买不到陈皮鸡柳。-Leonard：Canwepleasechangethesubject?我们能不能换个话题?-Raj:Sure.TellusagainhowyouscrewedupandgotPennybacktogetherwithheroldboyfriend.当然。再说一遍你是怎么脑残地把Penny和她前男友劝回到一块去的。-Leonard：Justrollthedice.掷你的骰子吧。-Raj：Enslavedbywarlocks.Stayhereuntilyourolltwo,fourorsix.被黑暗术士奴役直到掷出2、4或6方能前进。-Leonard:Shewasmadathim!Shewasdonewithhim!Therelationshipwasbrokenbeyondrepair,andIwalkedoverthere,andIfixedit.她本来很恨他的!她和他彻底完了的!他们的关系已经不可能修复了，结果我走过去，搞得他们和好了。-Howard：Boy,thatstorygetsbettereverytimeyouhear.老兄，每次听那个故事都会觉得更精彩.-Sheldon:Actually,Ithoughtthefirsttworenditionswerefarmorepelling.Uh,previously,IfeltsympathyfortheLeonardcharacter,nowIjustfindhimtobewhinyandannoying.事实上我觉得前两个版本更引人入胜一些。呃，之前我觉得非常同情Leonard这个角色，现在我只觉得他又唠叨又烦人。-Leonard：Eatyourtangerinechicken.吃你的陈皮鸡柳去。-Sheldon：Idloveto,butIdonhavetangerinechicken.我很想但我根本没有陈皮鸡柳。-Penny：Thankyousomuchforyourstupidadvice!多亏了你愚蠢的建议!-Raj：Incredible.Youmanagedtoscrewupthescrew-up.难以置信，你能把搞砸的事再搞砸一次。Part 5Sheldon:Showmeyourcitruspeels.citrusGeiwokannidejudzipee.Showmeyourcitruspeels.Gaywokannidejudzipee.Showmeyour.-Penny：Sheldon?Sheldon?-Sheldon：Aiyah!Xiasiwole.哎呀!吓死我了。-Penny：Imsorry.Look,doyouhaveasecond?对不起。一会儿听着，你有空吗?-Sheldon：Asecondwhat,pairofunderwear?多余的什么，一套内衣?-Penny：IwasjustwonderingifIcouldtalktoyou.ItsaboutLeonard.我只是想和你谈谈。是关于Leonard。-Sheldon：Whyme?WhynotKoothrappaliorWolowitz?为什么是我?为什么不找Koothrappali或者Wolowitz?-Penny：Well,Rajcanttalktomeunlesshesdrunk,andWolowitzis,youknow,disgusting.Raj除非喝醉酒不然没办法跟我说话，而Wolowitz有点，你知道，有点恶心。-Sheldon：Yes,Isupposeheis是的，我觉得也是。(10 minutes passed .)-Sheldon：.anduntilrecentlyIhadnoideathatdespitehislactoseintolerance,hecantoleratesmallamountsofnon-faticecream.而且直到最近我才知道，他虽然患有乳糖耐受不良(一种对奶制品不能消化吸收的先天性疾病)。他却可以吃少量的脱脂冰激凌。-Penny：Leonardmightehome.LeonardCanwetalkinmyapartment?可能快回来了。能到我的公寓里谈吗?-Sheldon：Werenotdone?还没说完?-Penny：No.没有。-Sheldon：Eh,whynot?Werealreadythroughthelookingglassanyway.哎呀，好吧。反正也不是没去过-PennyOkay,soheresthething.IguessyoureawarethatLeonardaskedmeout.SoIveknownforawhilenowthatLeonardhashadalittlecrushonme.好的，事情是这样的.我猜你知道Leonard约我出去了。我刚刚知道Leonard对我有点意思.-Sheldon：Alittlecrush?Well,Isupposeso-inthesamewayMenelaus hadalittlecrushonHelenofTroy.有点意思?可能吧-就像梅涅劳斯(斯巴达王)对特洛伊的海伦娜也有点意思。-Penny：I dont care. I dont care. The point is, Sheldon,doyouhaveanythingtosaythathasanythingtodowith,youknow,whatImtalkingabout?Sheldon你想的话里有没有和.你知道和我说的事有关系的?-SheldonJustlikeSchrodingerscat,Itisonlybyopeningtheboxthatyoullfindoutwhichitis.就像薛定锷猫态一样。只有打开盒子你才知道到底是怎么样的。-Penny：Okay,soyouresayingIshouldgooutwithLeonard.好的，你的意思是我应该和Leonard出去。-Sheldon：No,no,no,no,no.Letmestartagain.In1935,ErwinSchrodinger.不，不，不，不，不。让我从头讲一遍，在1935年埃尔温薛定锷.Part 6Penny：Hi.嗨。-Leonard：Hi.嗨。-Penny：eonin.进来。-Leonard：Thankyou.谢谢。youlookverynice.你看起来真美。-Penny：Thankyou.Sodoyou.谢谢，你也很帅。-Leonard：Imadean8:00reservation.reservation：预定我订了8点的位子。-Penny：Okay,Yeah,great.Listen,um.maybeweshouldtalkfirst.好的，恩，很好，我说，呃.也许我们应该先谈谈。-Leonard：Oh.Okay.Butbeforeyousayanything,haveyoueverheardofSchrodingerscat? 好的。但是在你说之前，我想问你是否听说过薛定锷猫态?-Penny：Actually,IveheardfartoomuchaboutSchrodingerscat. 实际上，我已经听了太多薛定锷猫态了。-Leonard：Good.很好。-Penny：Allright,thecatsalive.Letsgotodinner.好吧，猫还活着，我们去吃饭吧。