英语幽默笑话.doc

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1. Kate: "Do we close the door every day?"
凯特：“妈妈，我们每天关门吗？”
Mum: "Certainly."
妈妈：“当然关了。”
Kate: "How can my dream come true?"
凯特：“那我的梦怎么能进来呢？”

2. “How much is the movie ticket?"
“电影票多少钱一张？”
"Ten kops, kid."
“10戈比，孩子。”
"I only have five kops. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5戈比。请让我进去吧。我只用一只眼睛看。”

3. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?"
“妈妈，人是从猴子变过来的吗？”
"Yeah."
“是的。”
"Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer."
“噢，难怪猴子越来越少了。”

4. Younger Brother: "How timid the sun is!"
弟弟：“太阳多么胆小！”
Elder Brother: "Why do you think so?"
哥哥：“你为什么这样想？”
Younger Brother: "Because it only dares to come out in the daytime."
弟弟：“因为它只有白天才敢出来。”

5. "Brother, what's the zoo, can you tell me?"
“哥哥，你能告诉我什么是动物园吗？”
"The zoo is a place where there are animals but the hunting is prohibited."
“动物园就是有动物，但又禁止打猎的地方。”

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