充满智慧的英文短信.doc

充满智慧的英文短信
收集的一些英文手机短信，或是搞笑或是充满了智慧： 搞笑短信Roses are red, violence is blue,...Someone like you belongs to the zoo! 
 Dont be mad, dont be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
Every morning I pray2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 
 CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
A- ur attractive B-ur beautiful C-ur caring D-ur delicous E-ur exciting F-ur funny G-ur gorgeousH-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER! 
B-  朋友之间的短信Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gaveme a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you. To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world. If friends were flowers I would not pick you! Ill let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!  恋人之间的短信A B C D E F G H I JK L M N O P  Q R ST    V W X Y Zoopz! i miss U Yes,baby. God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy. If I had the letter HRT, I can add EA to get heart or a U and get HURT. But Id rather choose U and get HURT than to have a HEART without U. 充满智慧的短信 God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other. Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!