八年级英语下册幽默小故事.ppt

单击此处编辑母版标题样式,单击此处编辑母版文本样式,第二级,第三级,第四级,第五级,*,Welcome to,Enjoy Enlish,【1】At the Lesson of Geography,（在地理课上）,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:,“What is this,John?”,John got up and said:“Your forefinger,”,老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：,“约翰，这是什么呀？”,约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”,English joke,【1】At the Lesson of Geography,（在地理课上）,老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：,“约翰，这是什么呀？”,约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:,“What is this,John?”,John got up and said:“Your forefinger,”,English joke,【2】At,the Lesson of Physics,（在物理课上）,Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heat,and give examples,Pupil,（学生）,:Cold contracts,heat expands,Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。,学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。,English joke,【2】At,the Lesson of Physics,（在物理课上）,老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。,学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。,Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heat,and give examples,Pupil,（学生）,:Cold contracts,heat expands,Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,【3】,Twenty-eight Days,Teacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it,Nick,（,thinks a little and says,）：,They all have,老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。,English joke,【3】,Twenty-eight Days,老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？,尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。,Teacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it,Nick,（,thinks a little and says,）：,They all have,English joke,【4】The pen,Bill:Mary,give me your pen,please,Mary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?,Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes,比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用,。,玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢,？,比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误,。,English joke,【4】The pen,比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用,。,玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢,？,比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误,。,Bill:Mary,give me your pen,please,Mary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes,English joke,【,5】Annes Age,（安妮的年龄）,Teacher:How old are you,Anne?,Anne:Fifteen,Teacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years old,Anne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,老师：安妮，你几岁？,安妮：十五岁。,老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！,安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。,English joke,【,5】Annes Age,（安妮的年龄）,老师：安妮，你几岁？,安妮：十五岁。,老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！,安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。,Teacher:How old are you,Anne?,Anne:Fifteen,Teacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years old,Anne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,English joke,