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超好笑的英语笑话
超好笑的英语笑话
有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是共享快乐，或许，快乐就是这么简単。下面我为你带来超好笑的英语笑话，希望你会宠爱。

　　超好笑的英语笑话三：Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold backalleys, where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way -- but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.
The cat laid down upon the pillow and was happy.
A few days later, about a dozen mice that came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth.
The earth was no better for them than it was the cat.
They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them rollerskates.
One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she was liking heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful.
The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow were the meals on wheels.
　　超好笑的英语笑话四：Who Is This 你是哪一个?
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation1 and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany(连祷，冗长故事) offrustrations2 with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, O.K., honey...now, fist of all, who is this?
我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经受了太多的危机，也厌倦了受到与其他大学生相同的对待之后，有一天我给家里打了个电话，就我独有的问题寻求劝慰和理解。
爸爸接起电话后，我马上开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时，爸爸说："好啦，友爱的...如今，首先告知我，你是哪一个?'

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